THE UNAFFILIATED TIMES

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You Know You Go to Sequoyah When...

1. There's been a dead rat in the office for two weeks...

Seeing Teachers in Public

There are many moments in our lives that bring about extreme awkwardness: meeting

your girlfriend's parents, waving at someone who's not waving at you, saying “you too” to the waiter when he tells you to enjoy your meal. But all of those awkward experiences are easily trumped by seeing a teacher in public.

Camping Trip Horror Stories

Twice a year Sequoyah takes 25 to 50 horny, moody, and just generally hormone-addled teens into forests and deserts miles away from hospitals. On top of that many of these people have unresolved issues with people in their grade. So what could go wrong?

That's an Infraction!

There are three things I would ask God to do if I ever met him: 1) end world hunger, 2)

create peace on earth, and 3) explain the Sequoyah infraction system to me in a simple and understandable way.

Window Pain: Looking Back One Year After The Window Incident

Last year, on February 11th, 2025, June B ’27, Grade Representative at the time, broke a school window. What could have caused this? A TikTok challenge? A lack of knowledge about glass? Revenge?

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Why Everyone (Including Me) is Obsessed with Jeffrey Epstein 1

A few weeks ago, a friend of mine at Sequoyah showed me a website called Jmail that he and his friends had been glued to for days.

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